Someone said, "You know what's out of fashion? Rice cakes."

Maybe people got tired of eating crunchy air.

Xbox Live and anger management are, apparently, incompatible. As is a respectable command of the English language. Or social skills.

Has Scalia been clinically diagnosed with megalomania? Why not?

Undoubtably, the pinheads of the NRA are flouncing thru the streets in celebration of the misbegotten decision of the Supreme Court to allow handguns to proliferate even further into American life.

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I always enjoy a sight gag that ends with a bird exploding in a puff of feathers.