-You mind if I ask you a question?
-No, go ahead
-What’s with the Fortress of Solitude?
-Uh, what do you mean?
-Well, it’s not very practical, is it? I mean it’s made of crystals. There’s no comfortable place to sit. There’s no place to put your stuff, no shelves, no closets. Where do you eat? Where’s the bathroom?
-You realize that it’s based on an alien civilization. It’s alien. Things are gonna be different.
-Different? It looks like a cheap movie set.
-Okay, okay! It’s crap! I know it. You don’t think that I’d like a decent couch? Maybe a couple of pictures on a vertical wall? You have no idea what it’s like to have the voice of your dead father echoing through your house every goddam night! It sucks! Okay?
(Ends conversation with heat vision)
1 comment:
This reminds me of a conversation I had with Dan while watching Smallville;
"Look at the wiring in that warehouse, it's awful!"
"What? Is it wrong or something?"
"It's completely wrong, totally unrealistic!"
"Um Dan, Clark just ran through that wall, stopped a bullet with his hand, and melted the gun with his heat vision....don't you think you have to give up on the realism of the show?"
"That's not the point. You shouldn't cut corners on wiring...."
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