I'm flying to Arizona this weekend. Later in the week, I'm flying to Burbank. Then I'm flying back to Arizona. On the weekend, I fly home. I hate to fly. Every noise is a harbinger of disaster. I can vividly imagine the wings shearing off, the cabin coming apart, me being flung about the plane while uselessly buckled into my seat. I hear the screams and I see the ground spinning impossibly fast toward me.
If I was allowed to fly the plane, I know that I would feel much safer. Especially after a pitcher of bloody Marys, extra spicy.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
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